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“Penises are so disgusting, but we still love them. It’s like exactly what a man...”
– Carly Aquilino (via lifeoutsidetheshell)
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“Keep your heart closed & your legs open…like a lady.”
– Girl Code (via theprettylittlewallflower)
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“Everyone thinks they know me, but they haven’t seen my dark side.”
– Annonymous (via false-memoriess)
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“90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist”
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bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING shit that is like a beautiful butterfly
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do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls do yup
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mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
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i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am
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dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
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excalilbur: when the person you like talks to you first
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